Fluxx Blanxx Goals
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[edit] Card Text
When you play this card, place it face up in the center of the table. Discard the previous Goal, if any.
[edit] Suggestions
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- 3 Double-Keepers - If someone has 3 or more Double-Keepers on the table, then the player with the most Double-Keepers in play wins. (A Double-Keeper is a Keeper that counts as one of two different Keepers.)
- this card submitted by: James M Hazelton III
- 42 - If a player manages to have the number 42 as a keeper, they win. (This is most directly achievable with the keeper "41" and the rule X=X+1 in play).
- this card submitted by: Scott Myers
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- Agony of Defeat - The player with War and the Pyramid wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- All Your Base Are Belong to Us - (standard text) If a player controls at least three Keepers, and no other player controls any Keepers, that player wins the game.
- this card submitted by: Mickey Knox
- Alternate Anti-War Protests - The player with Protesters and Peace in play wins.
- this card submitted by: Joe Vasele
- Ana Ng - The player who has both The World and Youth on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: David Chalker
- Anarchists - The player with Protesters in play wins as long as The Government is not in play.
- this card submitted by: Joe Vasele
- Anti-War Protests - The player with Protesters in play wins as long as War is not in play.
- this card submitted by: Joe Vasele
- Ancient Alien Visitors - The player with Rocket and Pyramid wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Andy and Outer Space - The player who has both Andy Looney (a Keeper suggested somewhere else which is an autographed blank card) and The Rocketship on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: R C Atwood
- Apollo Project - The player who has both Hope and Rocket OR Hope and Moon wins. If a player has all three cards, they do not win.
- this card submitted by: Allen S. Firstenberg
- Archeology - The player with Pyramid and Time wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Arms Race - The player who has both The Runner and The Rocket on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Sean Bradley
- Attack! - The player with "Time Bomb" and "War" on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Brian Eick
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- Bankrupt - If one player has no cards in hand and no Keepers, and all other players have both cards in hand and keepers, then the player with no cards in hand and no Keepers wins.
- this card submitted by: Anonymous
- Battle of the Sexes - The player with Sex and War wins.
- this card submitted by: Nathan Curtis
- Bedrock- The player with Sleep and Rock on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Jason Mitchell
- Blinded By the Light - The player with Eye and the Sun wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Become a Robot - The player who has both Robot and Science on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: David Chalker
- Blitzkrieg - The player who has both War and The Storm on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Andrew J. Petrarca
- Breakfast - The player with Toast and the Egg wins
- this card submitted by: Miss Crow
- Breaking the Treaty - The player with Peace and Time Bomb on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Brian Eick
- Brainstorm - The player who has both The Storm and The Brain on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Andrew J. Petrarca
- Brave New World - The player who has both The Rocket and The World on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Kenneth Leyhe Sr.
- Burnt Toast - The player with Bread, Toaster and Death wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
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- Caffeine Dependency - The player with Coffee and The Brain on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Nathan Curtis
- Cake or Death - If Death is on the table, then the player with Cake wins.
- this card submitted by: Ryan Hackel
- Calm Before The Storm - The player who has both Peace and The Storm on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Michael Dehls
- Car Bomb - The player who has both Car and Time Bomb on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Michael Dehls
- Care Package - The player with Mail and Cookies wins.
- this card submitted by: Steph
- Casual Sex - If nobody has Love on the table, (visible or hidden) then the player with Sex wins.
- this card submitted by: Nathan Curtis
- Christmas & Easter - The player with the Cross and any Tree Keeper on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: James M Hazelton III
- Chocoholic - The player with Love and Chocolate wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Chocolate Cake - The player with Chocolate and Cake wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Chocolate Frosted - The player who has both Doughnuts and Chocolate on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Kenneth Leyhe Sr.
- Chocolate Ice Cream - The player with Chocolate and Ice Cream wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- College - The player who has both Pot and Booze on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Mickey Knox
- Comatose - The player with Death and Brain wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Complex Bureaucracy - If there are more New Rules in play than 2 times the number of players, the player whose turn it is wins.
- this card submitted by: Christopher Hickman
- Conflict is Costly - The player with War & Taxes on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Justin Lee
- Conundrum - If you can convince all your opponents that no amount of further play will ever let anyone (else) win, you win!
- this card submitted by: R C Atwood
- Cookies 'n Cream - The player with Cookies and Ice Cream wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Cooking with the Emperor - The player who has both Andy Looney (a Keeper suggested somewhere else which is an autographed blank card) and some food type Keeper on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: R C Atwood
- Couch Potato - The player with TV and Cookies wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Countdown - The player with Time and Rocket wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Crumbs in Bed - The player who has both Sex and Cookies on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Michael Dehls
- Crusades - The player with War and the Bible on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: James M Hazelton III
- Cupid - The player with Arrow and Love wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Custom Win - If a player has at least 2 hand-written keepers, the player with the most hand-written keepers wins.
- this card submitted by: Christopher Hickman
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- D & D - The player with Death and Doughnuts wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Dark Side of the Moon - The player with Music along with either Time or Money on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: James M Hazelton III
- Dead Pigeons - The player with Death and Bird wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Dealing - The player with Weed & Money on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Justin Lee
- Death Ray - The player with Eye and Death wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Death Without Hope - The player who has Death and Hope is not in play wins.
- this card submitted by: Allen S. Firstenberg
- Debauchery - The player who has Beer, Sex, and Cigarettes wins.
- this card submitted by: Ed
- Dirge - The player with Music and Death on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: James M Hazelton III
- Disarmament - If the Rocket Keeper is not in play, the player with Peace wins.
- this card submitted by: Miss Crow
- Discovery Channel - The player with The World and Television on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: James M Hazelton III
- Dog in the Car, The - The player who has both The Car and The Dog on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Joe Vasele
- Doomsday Machine - The player who controls at least one Keeper from each column (A, B, and C) wins the game. If this would cause two or more players to win at once, instead trash all Keepers and continue play. Column A: The Volcano, The Pyramid, The Moon. Column B: The Toaster, The Fork, Television. Column C: The Rocket, Toxic Waste, Laser Pointer.
- this card submitted by: Mickey Knox
- Dogs Don't Do Drugs - The player who has Dog and Pot (or Weed) is not on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Michael Dehls
- Don't Run with Scissors! - The player who has Scissors and Runner is not on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Michael Dehls
- Dork Tower - The player who has both Muskrat and The Ankh on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Rolfe Bergstrom
- Dr. Evil - The player who has both Pinky and The World on the table wins.
This could have a picture of him doing the pinky smirk, with the world in the background. - this card submitted by: Michael Dehls
- Drink! - When somone plays a Keeper card that player takes a drink. When this card would normally be discarded place it on top of the deck.
This card is intended to make Fluxx into a drinking game, thats why its a goal, not a new rule. - this card submitted by: Alex Jordan
- Dude, I'm STONED! - The player with Pot [or Weed] and Rock wins.
- this card submitted by: Michael Dehls
- DVD - The player who has both The VCR and The CD on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Joe Vasele
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- Egypt - The player who has both The Sun and The Pyramid on the table wins.
This is identical to "The Desert." - this card submitted by: Miss Crow
- Egyptology - The player who has both The Pyramid and The Ankh on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Rolfe Bergstrom
- eMail - The player with Computer and Mail wins.
- this card submitted by: Steph
- Emperor of da Universe - The player who has both Andy Looney (a Keeper suggested somewhere else which is an autographed blank card) and The World or The Sun on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: R C Atwood
- Eternal Rest - The player with Death and Peace wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Evil Robots from Mars - The player who has both The Robot and Mars, the Red Planet on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Michael Dehls
- Evil Victorious - The player with Sun and War wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
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- Fiery Death - The player who has both Fire and Death on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Ross Andrews
- Firewall - The player with Fire and Computer wins.
- this card submitted by: Harold Stein
- Flamewar - The player who has both Fire and War on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Ross Andrews
- FLUXX Capacitor - The player that has the Keeper "Time" in play, and the Action - "Oh No You Don't!" (see above) in their hand Wins!!
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag who borrowed it from June Swords
- Food Fight - Two or more people must have food items in their keeper stashes. The person with the most food wins.
- this card submitted by: Mark Fitzsimmons
- Food Poisoning - The player with Death and Cookies wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- For Science! - The player who has both The Rocket and Science on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: David Chalker
- Fresh Baked Goodies - The player with The Toaster & Cookies on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Justin Lee
- Fresh Cookies! - The player with Heat and Cookies wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Fudge Warfare - The player with Chocolate and War wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
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- Gaia - The player with Life and Earth on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: James M Hazelton III
- Gandhi's Goal - The player with Peace & Dreams on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Justin Lee
- Godiva - The player with Money and Chocolate wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Going Postal - The player with Mail and Death wins.
- this card submitted by: Steph
- Got Milk? - The player with Milk wins.
- this card submitted by: Steph
- Global Warming - [Requires Zombie Edition plus Tree Keepers Promo Cards] If you have either The Chainsaw or Gasoline and 3 or more Tree Keepers are anywhere on the table, you win.
- this card submitted by: Michael Peachey
- Great Question (of life, the universe and everything), The - The player with The Book and Your Towel wins.
- this card submitted by: Leigh Collins
- Green Cheese - The player with Milk and The Moon wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Greenhouse Effect - The player who has both The Sun and The World on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Kenneth Leyhe Sr.
[edit] H
- Hail Eris! - Make up one Goal, with the following restrictions: it may not duplicate a Goal already in the deck, it must involve two Keepers being in play, the two Keepers must have no logical connection (as agreed to by the other players), and the person who played this Goal may not win as a result of this Goal.
- this card submitted by: David Chalker
- Hamster Dance - The player who has both Hamster and The Runner on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Michael Dehls
- Happy Birthday! - The player with Cake and Ice Cream wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Hard Act to Follow - The player with Death and Cookies wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Heavenly Bodies - The player with Sun, Moon, and Mars wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Heavens and the Earth - The player who has The Sun, The Moon, and The World on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Kenneth Leyhe Sr.
- He Who Dies With The Most Toys - If there are no cards left in the draw pile, then the player with the most Keepers in play wins.
- this card submitted by: James M Hazelton III
- He Who Lives by the Sword... Dies by the Sword - The player with the Sword along with either Life or Death on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: James M Hazelton III
- Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy - The player with The Book and 42 wins.
- this card submitted by: Harold Stein
- Home Theater - The player who has The VCR, The CD, and The TV on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Joe Vasele
- Homer Simpson - The player with Doughnuts and Television on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Nathan Curtis
- Honeymooners - The player with Love and Moon wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Hot Chocolate - The player with Heat and Chocolate wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Hot Coffee - The player with Heat and Coffee wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Hot Potato - The player with Heat and Potato wins.
- this card submitted by: Michael Dehls
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- I Am A Sex Machine! - The player who has both Sex and The Robot on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Michael Dehls
- ICBM - The player with Rocket and War wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Icehouse, the 100,000 Year Old Game From Mars - The player with Mars and The Pyramid wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Illegality - If nobody can make any legal play, whoever's turn just finished wins!
- this card submitted by: R C Atwood
- Illuminati - The player with Fnord and the Pyramid wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Illuminati [Version 2] - The player with at least two of the following wins: Fnord, Pyramid, and the Eye.
- this card submitted by: Mickey Knox
- Illumination - The player who has both Science and Pyramid on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: David Chalker
- Inevitability - The player with Death and Taxes wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Infatuation - The player with Eye and Love wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Inheritance - The player with Death and Money wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Internet, The - The player who has both The Microchip and The Telephone on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Joe Vasele
[edit] J
- Just Desserts - The player with Fire and Computer wins. It would be illustrated by a computer flambe.
- this card submitted by: Dale Newfield
[edit] K
- Killer Robots - The player who has both Robot and War on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: David Chalker
- Krispy Kreme - The player with Heat and Doughnuts wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
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- Lactose Intolerance - The player who has both Death and Milk on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Rob
- Launch - The player who has both Fire and The Rocket on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Ross Andrews
- Legalization - The player with Weed & Taxes on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Justin Lee
- Leggo My Eggo - The player with Eye and Toaster wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Life Insurance - The player with Death and Money on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Matt
- Light Sources - The player with Candles and the Sun on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: James M Hazelton III
- Link - The player with the Sword and the Shield on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: James M Hazelton III
- Liquid Diet - The player with Beer and Milk on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: James M Hazelton III
- Looney Labs - The player who has both Andy Looney (a Keeper suggested somewhere else which is an autographed blank card) and The Pyramid on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Harold Stein
- Love and Rockets - The player with Love and Rocket on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Joan Wendland
- Love Letter - The player with Love and Mail wins.
- this card submitted by: Steph
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- M & Ms - The player with Mars and Chocolate wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Mars Expedition - The player with Mars and Rocket wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Melted Chocolate - The player with Sun and Chocolate wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Microsoft (tm) - The player with Computer and Money wins.
- this card submitted by: Steph
- Milkshake - The player with Milk and Ice Cream wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Minimum Wage - The player who has both Youth and Money on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: David Chalker
- Mmmmm, Donuts - The player with Doughnuts and Love wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Mocha - The player with Coffee and Chocolate wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Money to burn - The player who has both Fire and Money on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Ross Andrews
- Mrs. Fields - The player with Money and Cookies wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
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- Name Your Own Goal - Each player immediately looks at the keepers s/he has in play and makes a Goal name involving all of them.
(ex. - the Eye, the Sun, and the Moon has been rendered "I Wear my Sunglasses at Night" while Cookies, the Moon and Love was once "I'd Love to Moon the Keebler Elves"). The game ends, and the winner is chosen by group decision. (This works really well for us, since we don't much care who wins, and are always looking for some kind of creative amusement. It may not work well in really competitive groups.) - this card submitted by: Miss Crow
- Nanofiction Story Title - There could be goals which put together two Nanofiction Keepers (Nanofiction Introductors and Nanofiction Concluders) in such a way that a story is created.
Multiple Concluders could be used for the same Introductor to create multiple goals. (and of course vice-versa) Each of these types of Keepers would also need to have a partial name given to it. - this card submitted by: Dan Isaac
- NASA - The player with Rocket and Money wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Necrophilia - The player with Love and Death wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Necrophilia [Version 2] - The player who has both Sex and Death on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Michael Dehls
- New Age - The player who has both The Brain and The Pyramid on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Miss Crow
- News - The player with Television and Paper on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Jason Mitchell
- No Hand - The player with no cards in his hand wins. In the event of a tie, continue playing until a clear winner emerges.
- this card submitted by: Jason Mitchell
- No sex for YOU! - If Sex ends up in the discard pile, whoever caused it to go there wins.
Would need a picture of a sad smiley face with a tear coming out of it's eye for maximum humour value. - this card submitted by: Michael Dehls
- No Time for Sex - The player who has Sex and Time is not on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Michael Dehls
- Nymphomaniac - The player who has Sex on the table wins. It must be the only keeper in play for that player.
- this card submitted by: Michael Dehls
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- Once Upon A Time - The player with The Number One and Time in play wins.
- this card submitted by: James Searles
- One Is The Loneliest Number - The player with The Number One in play wins, if (and only if) there are no other keepers in play.
- this card submitted by: James Searles
- One-Minute Egg - The player who has both Time and The Egg on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Michael Dehls
- Ooops! - The top two discarded Keepers are now what is required to meet this Goal. Good luck.
- this card submitted by: Tim Dunn
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- Paper covers Rock - If the Rock Keeper is in play, the player with Paper wins.
this card re-submitted by: Dan Isaac
- Paper covers Rock [Version 2] - If the Rock Keeper is in play, the player with Paper wins, but not if Scissors is on the table.
this variation submitted by: Kenneth Leyhe Sr.
- Paper Crane - The player who has both Paper and Bird on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Michael Dehls
- Peacefire - The player who has both Fire and Peace on the table wins.
(peacefire.org is a site that speaks out against net censorship) - this card submitted by: Ross Andrews
- Pencil, The - The player who has both The Pen and The Eraser on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Joe Vasele
- Perky Goth - The player who has both Love and The Ankh on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Rolfe Bergstrom
- Pharaohs, The The player with Death and the Pyramid wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Pinky and the Brain - The player who has both Pinky and The Brain on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Andrew J. Petrarca
- Pinky Ring - The player who has both Doughnuts and Pinky on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Andrew J. Petrarca
- Political Cartoons - The player with The Cartoonist in play wins as long as some other player has The Government in play.
- this card submitted by: Joe Vasele
- Pop Tarts - The player who has both Doughnuts and The Toaster on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Kenneth Leyhe Sr.
- Pornography - The player with Sex and Television wins.
- this card submitted by: Nathan Curtis
- Prostitution - The player who has both Sex and Money on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Michael Dehls
[edit] Q
[edit] R
- Radiation: Divine Creator - The player with Time and War wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Robot Parade - The player who has both Robot and Youth on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: David Chalker
- Rock breaks Scissors - If the Scissors Keeper is in play, the player with Rock wins.
this card re-submitted by: Dan Isaac
- Rock breaks Scissors [Version 2] - If the Scissors Keeper is in play, the player with Rock wins, but not if Paper is on the table.
this variation submitted by: Kenneth Leyhe Sr.
- Rock-N-Roll - The player with Rock and Bread wins.
- this card submitted by: Dan Isaac
- Rocket Scientist - The player with Brain and Rocket wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Rodents, The - The player who has both Muskrat and Hamster on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Rolfe Bergstrom
- RPS - You win if:
- You have Rock, someone else has Scissors, no one has Paper - You have Scissors, someone else has Paper, no one has Rock - You have Paper, someone else has Rock, no one has Scissors (this card combines the multitude of RPS goal cards into one.) - this card submitted by: Jason Mitchell
[edit] S
- Scissors cut Paper - If the Paper Keeper is in play, the player with Scissors wins.
this card re-submitted by: Dan Isaac
- Scissors cut Paper [Version 2] - If the Paper Keeper is in play, the player with Scissors wins, but not if Rock is on the table.
this variation submitted by: Kenneth Leyhe Sr.
- Shoehorn with Teeth - The player with the Glockenspiel wins.
- this card submitted by: David Chalker
- Sick Thoughts - The player who has both Doughnuts and The Rocket on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Michael Dehls
- Sliced Bread - The player with Bread and Scissors on the table wins. (Yes, I am well aware you don't slice bread with scissors.)
- this card submitted by: Jason Mitchell
- Solar Flare - The player who has both Fire and The Sun on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Ross Andrews
- Sour Milk - The player with Time and Milk wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Squa Tront - The player with Time and War on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Ross Andrews
- Stock Up - If The Storm is -visible- in play, the player who has both Bread and Milk on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Andrew J. Petrarca
- Stoner Festivities - The player with Weed & The Party on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Justin Lee
- Stranger in a Strange Land - The player with Mars and Love wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Sunglasses - The player with Eye and Sun wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Sun Stroke - The player with Heat and Sun wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Super Toaster - The player with Anti-Matter and Toaster on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Mark "Daigohji" Mascaro via Neil Raynar
- System Crash - The player with Computer and Death wins.
- this card submitted by: Steph
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- "T" Party - The player with 2 or more "T" Keepers (i.e. TV, Toaster, Time, etc.) in play wins. If more than one player has two or more "T"s when this goal is played, player with most "T"s wins.
- this card submitted by: Miss Crow
- Tanning - The player with Sun and Love wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Tax Refund - The player with Money and Mail wins, but only if Taxes is not showing anywhere on the table.
- this card submitted by: Steph
- That Ball Is Gone! - Whoever causes The Baseball to be trashed wins. If The Baseball is already in the discard pile when this is played, the player must remove it from the discard pile and put it into play in their Keeper stash.
- this card submitted by: Joe Vasele
- The Path to Success (Requires an Open Mind) - If you have 3 or more cards in hand, & they are ALL Goal cards, you win!
- this card submitted by: Justin Lee
- Time Enough For Love - The player with Time and Love wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Time Flies - The player with Bird and Time wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Time Is On My Side - Player with Time wins if Time Bonus is in play.
- this card submitted by: Ross Andrews
- Time to Die - The player with Time and Death wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- Time Of Death or "rigor mortis" - The player with Time and Death wins.
- this card submitted by: Steph
- Toast - The player who has both Fire and Bread on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Ross Andrews
- Tree of Life - The player with Life and any Tree Keeper on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: James M Hazelton III
- Tolstoy - The player with War and Peace on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Michael Peachey
- TurboTax (tm) - The player with Computer and Taxes wins.
- this card submitted by: Steph
[edit] U
- Uncle Sam - The player with The Government and The Cartoonist in play wins.
- this card submitted by: Joe Vasele
- Unwinnable - Replaces current Goal, but cannot be satisfied.
- this card submitted by: Tim Dunn
[edit] V
- Vacation - The player with Peace and Time wins.
- this card submitted by: Hal Haag (NESFA brainstorming)
- Vikings - The player with Beer and the Sword on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: James M Hazelton III
- Voyeurism - The player with Sex and The Eye wins.
- this card submitted by: Nathan Curtis
[edit] W
- Waking Life - The player with Life and Dreams on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: James M Hazelton III
- War (Everything Dies) - If no one has Life on the table, then the player with War on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: James M Hazelton III
- War Games - The player with Computer and War wins.
- this card submitted by: Steph
- War of the Worlds - The player with Mars and War wins.
- this card submitted by: Chris Goodwin
- WarHamster 40k - The player who has both The Hamster and War on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Rolfe Bergstrom
- Warm Milk - The player with Milk and Sleep on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: James M Hazelton III
- WebTV - The player who has both The Microchip, The Telephone and The TV on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Joe Vasele
- What Is Six Times Seven - The player with 42 and Scrabble Letters in play wins.
- this card submitted by: Joe Vasele
- Why Does the Sun Shine? (The Sun is a Mass of Incandescent Gas) - The player who has both The Sun and The World on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: David Chalker
- World Currency - The player who has both Money and The World on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: Kenneth Leyhe Sr.
- World Hunger - The player who has both The World and Death on the table wins, but not if any food Keepers are on the table.
- this card submitted by: Kenneth Leyhe Sr.
- World Peace - The player who has both The World and Peace on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: David Chalker The player who has both The World and Peace on the table wins, but not if War is on the table. this variation submitted by: Kenneth Leyhe Sr.
- World War - The player who has both The World and War on the table wins, but not if Peace is on the table.
- this card submitted by: Kenneth Leyhe Sr.
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- You can't have your Cake and Edith too... - The player with Cake and Edith is not showing anywhere wins.
- this card submitted by: Matthew T. Karafa
- Your Brain, On Drugs - The player with the Brain and the Egg wins.
- this card submitted by: Miss Crow
- You've Got Mail - The player with Mail wins.
- this card submitted by: Steph
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- Zmiros - The player with Torah and Music on the table wins.
- this card submitted by: James M Hazelton III
